THE CATALOGUE 35 PARTS ON FILE 68 MEANINGS

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Everything the machine has documented so far, A to Z. Each one was written once, the first time somebody asked — and then kept.

B 2
BAKA
Borrowed from Japanese: fool. Deployed with affection, usually.
NO. 0211 noun
BBL
Brazilian Butt Lift: fat vacuumed from one zip code and relocated to another, permanently.
NO. 0214 2 MEANINGS
C 6
CHOMO
The label that gets you segregated for your own safety, not just your reputation.
NO. 0221 2 MEANINGS
CHUD
A guy so dumb and gross he might as well live underground eating rats.
NO. 0233 2 MEANINGS
CLOCK IT
To punch someone, especially in the face, usually before they see it coming.
NO. 0235 3 MEANINGS
COUCH CRASHER
The friend who said 'just one night' three weeks ago.
NO. 0230 2 MEANINGS
CUCKED
Made to look foolish, powerless, or thoroughly bested — no marriage required.
NO. 0232 3 MEANINGS
CUNTRARIAN
Someone who's turned disagreeing with everyone into a full-time personality, and dressed it up in profanity for extra bite.
NO. 0240 2 MEANINGS
D 4
DABS
A blob of waxy cannabis extract heated on a hot nail and inhaled, small in size, large in effect.
NO. 0241 2 MEANINGS
DELULU
Delusional, but aspirationally so. The confidence of someone with no evidence.
NO. 0147 adjective
DMV
Not the place you renew your license — the place you're from if that place is DC, Maryland, or Virginia.
NO. 0231 2 MEANINGS
DUSTER
A long, lightweight coat that lets you swish into a room like you have somewhere important to be.
NO. 0239 3 MEANINGS
E 1
ESL
The official label for anyone learning English as an additional language—until the internet turned it into a backhanded jab at your grammar.
NO. 0222 2 MEANINGS
F 2
FOID
Incel-forum shorthand for 'female humanoid,' used to strip women of personhood in the blackpill worldview.
NO. 0225 2 MEANINGS
FOMO
The nagging suspicion that everyone else's life is more interesting than the one currently happening to you.
NO. 0220 2 MEANINGS
G 2
GTL
Gym, Tan, Laundry—the holy trinity of guido culture as immortalized by MTV.
NO. 0218 2 MEANINGS
GYATT
An exclamation of admiration. Etymology disputed; enthusiasm is not.
NO. 0212 exclamation
H 1
HEAD
One syllable, infinite context clues — the human body's most efficient euphemism.
NO. 0217 noun
I 1
IDG
I don't give (a damn/a shit) — the truncated shrug of texting.
NO. 0224 2 MEANINGS
L 1
LOCKDOWN
A facility-wide freeze on movement and access, ordered because something might be very wrong.
NO. 0227 3 MEANINGS
M 2
MAKE WHOOPEE
A vaudeville-era way to say 'we had sex' without anyone reaching for smelling salts.
NO. 0215 phrase
MOG
Beat someone decisively in competition or comparison.
NO. 0238 3 MEANINGS
N 3
NEET
Not in Education, Employment, or Training — a bureaucratic acronym that became a whole online identity.
NO. 0219 2 MEANINGS
NOWISH
Sometime soon, approximately now, no hard deadline.
NO. 0237 2 MEANINGS
NTA
The jury of internet strangers has spoken: you did nothing wrong.
NO. 0226 2 MEANINGS
O 1
OPP
An opponent or rival. Anyone currently ruining your day, structurally.
NO. 0210 noun
R 3
RIDE
A car, motorcycle, or anything with wheels that gets you from point A to point B — and often a source of pride.
NO. 0223 3 MEANINGS
RIZZ
Ability to attract or impress others.
NO. 0001 noun
ROCK
The genre that keeps declaring itself dead and keeps showing up anyway.
NO. 0228 3 MEANINGS
S 3
SIGMA
A self-styled lone wolf. See also: someone who has never once been alone.
NO. 0198 noun
SKIBIDI
A word that means whatever the six-year-old saying it needs it to mean.
NO. 0213 adjective
STD
Sexually transmitted disease — the acronym everyone learned in ninth-grade health class and nobody forgot.
NO. 0234 2 MEANINGS
W 1
WTF
The universal punctuation mark for 'this makes no sense.'
NO. 0236 2 MEANINGS
Y 2
YEET
To hurl something with violent enthusiasm, often away from oneself.
NO. 0229 3 MEANINGS
YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
Hesitation is the tax you pay for missing out.
NO. 0216 phrase